20 Problems Every Short Girl Has

If you're under 5'3" you understand all of these struggles.  

1. People love to pat you on the head. 
2. They love to call you "shorty." 
3. You want to reach the top shelf of a cabinet or shelf?  LOL.
4. Trying to find pants that aren't too long? Two words:  good luck.
5. Making out with a tall guy is a workout.  Hello hurting calves and abs from balancing. 
6. Your shoulder is everyone else's arm rest.
7. You're always called cute.  No.
8. If you're not in the front of photos, you're not in them at all.
9. There are middle schoolers that are taller than you are.  That shouldn't be allowed.
10. Your feel never reach the floor at restaurants, on public transportation, or anywhere else for that matter.  You know what that means?  You can swing your feet like a five-year-old.
11. When girls complain about being 5'6" you want to punch them in the face.  I'd love those extra few inches. 
12. Cooking becomes a workout because you're constantly climbing on the counters.
13. Imagine being able to wear maxi dresses.  Just imagine it...
14. Peepholes?  You mean those things on doors that you can't see out of?
15. It's funny watching people trying to sit in the driver's seat of your car because of how close you sit to the wheel.  Have fun adjusting the seat for fifteen minutes. 
16. Hearing "oh wow, you're really short" all the time.  Wow thank you, Captain Obvious, I wasn't aware of that.
17. Wearing heels and you're still the shortest.
18. Dealing with those annoying people who say "you're not short, you're fun-sized." NO.
19. When you go into a five foot pool and all that sticks out of the water is the top of your head.
20. You'll always be carded when you go out or buy alcohol.